The game warden

A man was stopped by a game warden in the ozarks recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied. The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man asked. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH." "What fish?" the man asked.

Hahaha that's a pretty good one! That kinda reminds me of this little tale:
A farmer walks down to a small lake on his property with a bucket to fetch some water. When he gets to the lake there a two young girls skinny dipping in the lake, when they see the farmer they squeal and hide below the water. The farmer says "You girls better come outta there" to which one girls says "You just wanna see us naked! We're not coming out until you leave" The farmer smiles slightly and holds up the bucket "Ok I'll leave" he replies "but I have to feed the alligator first"